March 2010
2 posts
beer pong
i somehow had so many great poetic(ish) thoughts while watching those balls bounce from cup to cup. now, the smell of my cat’s farts is all i can think about. that, and jimmy kimmel is on. how do people get to be the hosts of television shows? late night or not? don’t get me wrong, i love me some fucking ellen degeneres, but seriously? i’m funny. i’m cute. i don’t...
springtime?
i was going to plant flowers today, but i forgot to buy some while i was at fred meyer. it was probably good that i didn’t because i only have twenty three dollars left from my paycheck.
i did, however, manage to spend fifty dollars on my cat at zamzow’s. i think she has a healthier diet than i do. and have i told you she’s the best cat ever? she has the hiccups right now. her...
February 2010
8 posts
sad times
i really miss my laptop. today would be one of those days i just sit in my bed and stumble all day long, but sadly, i cannot. maybe something good is hiding in how terrible my broken laptop is. maybe i should be getting off the couch to go do something. but i’m not, i’m just using ramsey’s laptop now. ugh. maybe if i didn’t have so many cool things in my house to play with....
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