1. 25
    Feb
  2. 15
    Feb

    Sometimes I love working at Fred Meyer.

    So, a lady handed me this valentine at work today and told me she found it in her cart. She told me it was “a tad inappropriate”, but I read it anyway (of course!).

    It reads:

    (ahem)

    “Alone, at last, but for a soft bed

    Clothes on the floor, attention is turned to

    a neglected “muscle” of yours. The head,

    love-shaft, disappear past my lips; and 2

    words leave yours: “God Yes”. Under the sheet

    I enjoy your gift- a glorious feast

    My ears fill with moans when tongue and tip meet.

    My reward: a mouthful of cum. That great beast

    of yours is finally done. In the heat

    of your arms, I rest my head. You coax my

    chin up for a sleepy smile, a sweet

    passionate kiss and I see in your eyes

    a deep desire both of us can’t hide:

    We really want that big fellow deep inside.”

  3. 12
    Feb
    these fiber one granola bars are kicking my ass.

    these fiber one granola bars are kicking my ass.

  4. 12
    Feb

    "You were being so cute, but that one hurt."

    - Janice Morin
  5. 12
    Feb
    fucking best cat ever.

    fucking best cat ever.

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