fucking miley's really awesome

1. 12
   Mar
   

   beer pong

   i somehow had so many great poetic(ish) thoughts while watching those balls bounce from cup to cup. now, the smell of my cat’s farts is all i can think about. that, and jimmy kimmel is on. how do people get to be the hosts of television shows? late night or not? don’t get me wrong, i love me some fucking ellen degeneres, but seriously? i’m funny. i’m cute. i don’t have a tv show! for the most part, no one even knows who i am.

   fuck.

   blogging is hard. there are so many things i start to type but then erase. why am i ashamed? i tell people the details of my bowel movements? maybe that’s just me faking that i’m happy with who i am.

   no. i am happy. i love lindsey jo brewer. i love (almost) everything she’s decided to do with herself. why did i have to stay almost? is anyone even absolutely comfortable with who they are? or do we just find someone that loves it so that we feel okay with it? do we search for the things we can never be in a life partner? are soulmates just puzzle pieces? puzzle pieces that shouldn’t fit together because they are from different corners of life but that happen to have what the other needs?

   i need sleep i’m pretty sure.

   sleep and snuggle time with my kitty.
2. 12
   Mar
   

   springtime?

   i was going to plant flowers today, but i forgot to buy some while i was at fred meyer. it was probably good that i didn’t because i only have twenty three dollars left from my paycheck.

   i did, however, manage to spend fifty dollars on my cat at zamzow’s. i think she has a healthier diet than i do. and have i told you she’s the best cat ever? she has the hiccups right now. her food must be really good if she ate it fast enough to get the hiccups.

   SERIOUSLY, people. miley is better at fetch than most dogs are. you should be jealous because i have the greatest cat of all.
3. 25
   Feb
   

   (via admitthearrows)
4. 21
   Feb
   
   

   so hungry…
5. 18
   Feb
   

   sad times

   i really miss my laptop. today would be one of those days i just sit in my bed and stumble all day long, but sadly, i cannot. maybe something good is hiding in how terrible my broken laptop is. maybe i should be getting off the couch to go do something. but i’m not, i’m just using ramsey’s laptop now. ugh. maybe if i didn’t have so many cool things in my house to play with. kitty, wii, ps3, 360, laptop, removable shower head. maybe then i would go outside and play.
6. 17
   Feb
   

   formspring.me

   DO IT!!!!! http://formspring.me/ilovemikehat

   • formspring.me
7. 15
   Feb
   
   Sometimes I love working at Fred Meyer.

   So, a lady handed me this valentine at work today and told me she found it in her cart. She told me it was “a tad inappropriate”, but I read it anyway (of course!).

   It reads:

   (ahem)

   “Alone, at last, but for a soft bed

   Clothes on the floor, attention is turned to

   a neglected “muscle” of yours. The head,

   love-shaft, disappear past my lips; and 2

   words leave yours: “God Yes”. Under the sheet

   I enjoy your gift- a glorious feast

   My ears fill with moans when tongue and tip meet.

   My reward: a mouthful of cum. That great beast

   of yours is finally done. In the heat

   of your arms, I rest my head. You coax my

   chin up for a sleepy smile, a sweet

   passionate kiss and I see in your eyes

   a deep desire both of us can’t hide:

   We really want that big fellow deep inside.”
8. 12
   Feb
   
   

   these fiber one granola bars are kicking my ass.
9. 12
   Feb
   

   "You were being so cute, but that one hurt."

   - Janice Morin
10. 12
    Feb
    
    

    fucking best cat ever.

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  cursesthesun:dustindeckard:Woot.

  Sam Fisher kitteh is watching you.

  Concerned owl...

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